Monday, January 24, 2011

Signs you may have a possessed rabbit.

1.) You don't even like the rabbit but it exists in the rabbitry like some sort of entity that if you try to get rid of you know something very bad will happen. So it stays in the rabbitry just existing.

2.)The rabbit was the calmest, sweetest, quietest, rabbit you've ever had. It has all the toys in the world and 2 hours of play time each day. It gets more treats then any other rabbit and you find yourself bending to it's every whim.

3.) Suddenly you find yourself in the cold dark glare of this rabbit. No matter where you are or what you do this rabbit is watching your every move. Staring deep into your soul...

4.) The rabbit develops a twitch, usually in the lower back. It twitches as it watches you.

5.)You cover the rabbits cage but even then you wake in the middle of the night feeling those cold dark eyes on you boring into your very soul.

6.) Then the noises start. The scratching noises, the non stop scratching of nails on plastic/metal. You think it can't get any worse until the gnawing starts. Teeth scrapping across the bottom on the cage. It's enough to drive you to drastic measures !

7.) Then the unthinkable happens. Without any warning, no growl, or pinned ears. The rabbit lunges sinking it's razor blade teeth deep into your flesh as you give it your nightly peace offering of gourmet food and special treats. You wrestle free and find yourself nearly missing an entire limb, and the bleeding doesn't stop for hours! Worse yet the rabbit is calm and eating like nothing ever happened! You think you're going crazy....until you catch the evil gleam in those dark beady eyes.

8.) No one believes you when you tell them whats happening so you suffer in silence unaware of what to do to prevent this from occurring.

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